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Posted by uromastyx on Aug 18, 2008 03:19 PM

How are things going, Miss Heather? Happy Monday!

Posted by jdvinson07 on Aug 14, 2008 03:00 PM

Long time no talk. How are things going with you and the WAR...I hope you are doing well. Let me know.

Posted by Lori2 on Aug 13, 2008 01:58 AM

Hi Healthy Heather. How goes the war? I had some blips but am back into my workout routine. Still having a bit of trouble with the food part but am trying and trying. I will not give up.

Hey, I have another funny for you;
Mis-Step

I recall a time when my son was about 18 months old. I had
him strapped into a backpack and was rushing to catch the
bus. Apparently I mis-stepped and fell down an entire flight
of stairs (13 to be exact). I was bruised and bleeding and
had torn my jeans ... but my main concern was, naturally,
for my child.

My fears were alleviated, though, when from behind me I
heard a gleeful giggle followed by, "Again!"

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.

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Posted by uromastyx on Aug 12, 2008 08:14 PM

I see you're back! Yay! And our show is over, too! What did you think of the finale?

Posted by 1hottpj on Aug 11, 2008 06:36 PM

Hey girl! Just wanted to check in w/ you and see how the journey is going!!!!

Posted by Lori2 on Aug 09, 2008 03:27 AM

Hya girl. How are things going for you? I've had a few ups and downs lately so not much progress. I finally got myself back on track so I am hoping for some progress this week. Hope you have an amazing day.

Posted by Lori2 on Jul 31, 2008 01:09 AM

Kids Are Funny

One Sunday we sat in the front pew of our church. Our
three-year-old son was playing with a stuffed animal and
accidentally dropped it on the floor. Just as he was about
to pick it up, the priest walked over and stood in front of
us. Our son looked up with a look of awe on his face and
whispered, "God?"

It was all the priest could do to continue with his sermon,
especially with us laughing so hard.

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When my youngest son was three years old, one of his finches
died. It was winter so we couldn't bury the bird, so I
flushed it down the toilet. I didn't realize that he had
seen me do this until I heard him crying behind me. Trying
to make him feel better, I told him that his bird was with
God now.

He stopped crying, looked at me a bit bewildered, and asked,
"God is in the toilet?"

Received from Terri.

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Posted by Lori2 on Jul 28, 2008 04:40 PM

Funny time;

Had Boys, Have Boys,
Thinking About Boys
Good Clean Jokes

The following came from an anonymous Mother in Austin, Texas...
Things I've learned from my boys (honest and not kidding):

A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 x 20 ft. room.

You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.

Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.

Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

Super glue is forever.

No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

VCR's do not eject "PB &J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.

The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

It will, however, make cats dizzy.

Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.


Those who pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without boys do it because:
a) For those with no children - this is totally hysterical!
b) For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious.
c) For those who have children this age, this is not funny.
d) For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning.
e) For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control

Posted by Lori2 on Jul 26, 2008 05:07 PM

Funny Time'
Smart Mom

A mother was walking with her four year old daughter one day when the daughter picked up something off the ground and started to put it into her mouth. The mother stopped her and said she shouldn't do that.

"Why," asked the little girl.

"Because it’s dirty. It's been on the ground. You don't know where it's been. It probably has germs."

The little girl looked up at her mom with admiration and asked, "How do you know so much?"

Thinking quickly, the mother said, "All moms know so much. We have to. It's on the Mommy Test. If you don't know it, you don't get to be a mommy."


The little girl pondered this for a few minutes, then her face brightened. "I get it!" she said. "If you don't pass the test, you get to be a daddy!"

"Yup," said the mom.

Posted by uromastyx on Jul 25, 2008 08:01 PM

I'm totally surprised. My only argument with Will was that he was kind of wooden. He had mad skillz (ha! I'm in my thirties and saying mad skillz!) but didn't seem to have a whole lot of personality. But this week, with that James Brown thing, he TOTALLY got me! That was nothing BUT personality! I'm just as surprised about Twitch. But with Will gone, I think Joshua might take it. I love Katee, but I think it's a guy's turn to win.

Thank goodness Comfort is gone. I was really getting pissy. I WISH we could vote people OFF!