DawnLMT

Posted by Lori2 on Jul 31, 2008 01:09 AM

Kids Are Funny

One Sunday we sat in the front pew of our church. Our
three-year-old son was playing with a stuffed animal and
accidentally dropped it on the floor. Just as he was about
to pick it up, the priest walked over and stood in front of
us. Our son looked up with a look of awe on his face and
whispered, "God?"

It was all the priest could do to continue with his sermon,
especially with us laughing so hard.

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When my youngest son was three years old, one of his finches
died. It was winter so we couldn't bury the bird, so I
flushed it down the toilet. I didn't realize that he had
seen me do this until I heard him crying behind me. Trying
to make him feel better, I told him that his bird was with
God now.

He stopped crying, looked at me a bit bewildered, and asked,
"God is in the toilet?"

Received from Terri.

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Posted by Lori2 on Jul 25, 2008 11:54 PM

Hey Dawn, how are things? I am sharing funnies today. Hope that you smile and wishing you a fantastic day.

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.

They boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.

The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?”

They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed. So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"

The youngest brother gasped for breath and replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time dude. God is missing and they think WE did it!"

Posted by Lori2 on Jul 07, 2008 07:54 PM

Hey Dawn. How is it going? Where are you? I'll bet you are just so busy with exercising and losing weight and enjoying life. Don't forget about your friends back here. I'm thinking about you and wishing you a wonderful week.

Posted by Lori2 on Jun 30, 2008 04:39 PM

Hey girl. How is it going? Look at that chart dip lower and lower. You are doing an amazing job! Keep up the good work.
I have been struggling this last week with lack of sleep. But I seem to have it worked out now and I am trying to get back on track. Today is my birthday though and I have been planning on having a brownie sunday. After that though I am getting back to work. Have a wonderful day.

Posted by sweetnslim on Jun 24, 2008 06:00 PM

Thanks for the add, its nice to meet you!! Good luck on all your goals!

Posted by Lori2 on Jun 19, 2008 04:06 AM

Dawn, Look at you making a fantastic comeback! Way to go. It looks like you have found your zone. What is your secret? Sometimes I find it too and others I just can't no matter what I do. I don't know what the secret is to be in the zone but I sure want to be there. Oh well I will settle for any little loss I can find. Hope that your week is fabulous.

Posted by jorpeyt on Jun 14, 2008 03:39 PM

ive had a rough time lately my husband has been in ER twice since monday due to allergic reaction and diabetis stuff so i have had alot of chaos. Things seem to be starting to calm down so hopefully I will have a good week nxt week

Posted by DawnLMT on Jun 12, 2008 02:26 AM

I'm so motivated again! I don't know what happened, or what was my turning point, but I am!! How are all of you ladies doing?

Posted by Lori2 on Jun 11, 2008 03:12 AM

So what's new on your corner? Hope that things are going good. I am plugging along. Food is still difficult but exercise is easier and even beginning to be fun. It is a good release too. My little dog loves it too. Yesterday we walked to the local dog park and he got to run free with some other dogs. Wow he really loves that. He keeps me going on days when I want to be lazy. I know that he needs his walk and I always take him.

Posted by UneBelleNoir on Jun 08, 2008 08:43 AM

Hey Dawn,

You can and will do this!!! You are so close to reaching your desired weight and I want nothing more than to see you achieve that goal! Hope this week went well for you!!